Rory Unveils New Hospital-Friendly Nike's And Everyone Wants His Shoe Bag
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With a new season means awkward photos of players in their new gear, showing off new clubs and writers pretending to be surprised by announcements they were told about in September.
Rory McIlroy posted the new shoes in what appears to be a Seamus golf-made shoe bag and judging by the comments on his post, most just wanted the bag. The shoes, eh, not so much.
Others posted on the shoe design, or lack thereof, and the themes were predictably focused on the medicinal qualities—i.e. nurse’s shoes—, the lawn-bowling friendliness of the new line and a surprising number of Cousin Eddie references! You know, in the Christmas Vacation holiday spirit that we are all in, even the cynical millennials of Instagram!
Here is one of the posts followed by the best of the comments sections from various posts of the shoes (I see another was taken down…).
Some highlights from the comment sections…
thelext Shuffleboard shoes.
rtmartinaz Paging Nurse Ratched
303michael When you've got a tee time at 9 but you gotta go be a nurse at 2.
new84man @jeffcolburn4 better if they have Velcro.
5m_madden Does @rorymcilroy have bad circulation or diabetes? Those are absolutely terrible.
seth_thomas Where can we get the shoes bag?! Wow. Fire. 🔥
rlab77 Not even an endorsement contract like Rory's could get this pair on my feet. The bag looks top notch though
prettyzach @handcuff11 Nike making footjoys now?
ken212525 They handed those out at local bowling alley last night. Rolled a 98
therealroymcavoy Air Griswold’s? Modeled after the gift from cousin Eddie? #superdope
majortimmy01 Pee wee Herman Shoes!
