Steiny On Rolex Deal, Translated

Jeff Rude scores an exclusive sit down with the agent to Tiger and some other guy about how the Rolex deal came together. The question and answer from Mark Steinberg:

What were obstacles of doing that deal?

"I wouldn’t say there were obstacles. We had a mutual discussion. They wanted to make sure Tiger was incredibly vested in the company and that he really viewed this as a partnership. And he does. . . . They said, 'Look, we might ask you to do a testimonial or TV commercial, but if we need you to come to a dinner for something, we’d like you to come to a dinner.' It’s that type of a relationship where it really needs to be about partnership and family.”

Touching as that answer was, I put it through my horse droppings translator and this came out:

Could you just get him to come to a damned dinner and we'll make the incentive-heavy deal?