"I won't even send letters anymore."

That's John Daly going all George Jones on tournament directors at the Hope and Phoenix. Doug Ferguson with the heartbreaking news that golf's Charlie Sheen

"I'll tell you this — I'll never go back to the Hope, and I'll never go back to Phoenix, no matter what happens," Daly said. "I won't even send letters anymore."

Daly said he was bothered because the tournaments owed him for his past support.

"I'm just saying that if you look at my past, everything the Thunderbirds (at the Phoenix Open) have ever wanted me to do for 17, 16 years, I'm sure I did it for them," he said. "I helped celebrities go to the Hope. I went to their parties and did everything for them.

Oh we know you went to the parties. Keep digging...

That's the kind of stuff that we all want our young players to do out there to help tournaments, and I felt like I did my part.

"It hurt me for those two tournaments not to give me spots," he said. "So I'll go to Europe on those weeks."

At least he should be able to get a good country song out of his sorrows!