ESPN Would Really, Really Like Tiger To Play In The Par 3 Contest, Too

Note how Sportscenter anchor John Buccigross asks Andy North if it might be a good idea for Tiger, as part of his image rehabilitation, to play in the Par-3 contest. You know, partake in that whole PGA Tour day care debacle that the Par 3 has become and which television audiences won't be tuning into much because it's so painful to watch.

Thankfully North at least has the good grace to mention that he'd selfishly like it to happen because ESPN broadcasts the event.

Let's not get greedy here, ESPN. You guys have Tiger Thursday and Friday. Besides, Sam Alexis is at least two years away from her first Par 3 Contest.