"Naughty you. You know I can’t say anything."

Caroline Graham talks to a chatty Rachel Uchitel who just helped some high-priced lawyer rack up some billable hours determining if she violated her NDA. What do you think?

She reveals she has gained a sense of humour about Tiger – when I tell her she is much prettier than most of Wood’s other women, she giggles: ‘It’s hard not to be,’ before calling Tiger’s lover Mindy Lawton ‘poor Mindy’ (referring to her looks) and adding about cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs: ‘The poor girl had a tooth missing. Honestly! She was toothless!’