Jury Reaches: Norman And Couples Do Not Make Good Liars

Captain I-Think-I'm-Fantastic and The Brown-Ecco-Wearing Cowboy didn't pass the smell test with their no "premeditation" nonsense Wednesday in Melbourne. Ron Sirak howled the loudest and best:

"It played out the way it played out," Norman said in the very next sentence. "There wasn't any premeditation by it." Oops, my bad.

Now let me get this straight: It needed to be done but it wasn't done intentionally? Is Rosemary Woods taking this all down?

Fred Couples, who at times has the ability to make Norm Crosby sound like Bertrand Russell, actually came a lot closer to making sense than Norman, but still had one foot firmly in murky.

Tiger And Greg, The Backstory

Robert Lusetich explains the various backstories in the Norman-Woods-Couples-triangle. Oh, and perhaps why Robert Allenby's name got dragged into the drama too.

Perhaps it’s not surprising, given the bad blood between Norman and Woods, dating to when they shared coach Butch Harmon. Sharing’s a difficult proposition for two men accustomed to getting their way.

“Tiger and Greg don’t speak,” said a source who knows both well. “There’s a lot of animosity between them.”

Indeed, one reason Woods wanted the word spread about the course-record 62 he shot at the Medalist course in Jupiter, Fla., a few weeks ago is that Norman’s best score on the course he co-designed is 64.

It was a classic retaliation at the Great White Shark’s declaration a week beforehand that Woods would never win another major.

This Week's Greg Norman Bulletin Board Quote For Tiger

Seth Soffian reports on yet another motivational quote (I've lost track!) for Tiger, once again courtesy of International Presidents Cup team captain Greg Norman:

“I wouldn’t have (picked Woods),” Norman said during a press conference today to announce the field for the Shootout at host venue Tiburon Golf Club in North Naples. “I think Keegan Bradley was much more deserving.

“I can understand the name of a Tiger Woods and his history of what he’s done on the golf course. But I pick the guys who I think are ready to get in there and play and have performed to the highest levels leading up to it.”

Post Na-16 Analysis: "Validation that they're finally offering a major-league course as a foundation for growth."

That's Richard Oliver's claim after Kevin Na's 16 went viral and brought great publicity to the Valero Open.

For tournament officials, who have long worked to position the Texas Open as a major-league event, it was validation that they're finally offering a major-league course as a foundation for growth.

For Valero Energy Corp., entering the final year of its title sponsorship deal, it was a welcome, unexpected spotlight for its brand — and perhaps a talking point for pending negotiations.
"We thought from the very beginning that this course was designed to test the best players," Tony Piazzi, head of Golf San Antonio, said Saturday of the Greg Norman-designed AT&T Oaks. "I think you're seeing that."

Friday offered another stark example when a brutal north wind raked the 7,435-yard layout, turning holes built specifically to accommodate seasonal south winds into maddening and often unfair challenges.

When the average scores soared to the highest levels against par in three seasons on the PGA Tour, it was a seismic development that officials hope will resonate with players not on site this week.

Uh, yes it will! Not in the way you probably hope.

The message: The Texas Open is no longer being decided on the pitch-and-putt Resort Course at La Cantera. These days, at AT&T Oaks, there just might be pain.

Judging by your comments and based on the tendencies of PGA Tour players to avoid courses that make them look or feel like fools, I'm guessing Oliver's suggestion will not be reinforced by an improved field next year.

Regarding the incredible coverage of Na's 16 (front page NY Times, Sportscenter acknowledging the PGA Tour, Jumbotron screenings at baseball games), this week's SI Confidential has an amusing rundown capped off by a beautiful comebacker from Van Sickle.