Jury Reaches: Norman And Couples Do Not Make Good Liars

Captain I-Think-I'm-Fantastic and The Brown-Ecco-Wearing Cowboy didn't pass the smell test with their no "premeditation" nonsense Wednesday in Melbourne. Ron Sirak howled the loudest and best:

"It played out the way it played out," Norman said in the very next sentence. "There wasn't any premeditation by it." Oops, my bad.

Now let me get this straight: It needed to be done but it wasn't done intentionally? Is Rosemary Woods taking this all down?

Fred Couples, who at times has the ability to make Norm Crosby sound like Bertrand Russell, actually came a lot closer to making sense than Norman, but still had one foot firmly in murky.