Things NOT Overheard At The 2020 PGA Championship

Everything about the 2020 PGA Championship week was a success, from compliance with COVID-19 guidelines to the quality of play. But with only essential personnel, coaches and media on site—no ten-percenters though—the energy was quite different. So were the things you did not get to overhear.

—I miss having my agent here to watch me warm up and blocking everyone from learning my secrets.

—Baba booey.

—The Wannamaker Trophy’s lid is clipped on tight, ready to go for the ceremony!

—Sure wish we could wear shorts during the competition days.

—Where is my agent to cut these post-round interview sessions short?

—Mashed potatoes.

—Every course should have bunkers like this.

—Do you have some sunscreen I can borrow?

—Phil needs to drink more coffee.

—Hey kids, sorry I can’t sign now, I’ll getcha after the round. 

—My agent will help with that.

—It’s just not a PGA without hearing the same Omega ad played over and over again.

—That was really smart of Brooks Koepka to belittle the competition, he’s got ‘em right where he wants ‘em.

—My agent makes one helluva breakfast omelet AND does the best laundry pickup.

—I think they’re about to post the Weather Warning sign.

—Where’s Steiny?

—I really miss TNT.

—Playing without fans is one thing, but playing a major without my agent here really drives home the seriousness of this pandemic.