Pool Flotation Devices Must Not Be In Golf's Future

Accompanying Joe Becker’s San Jose Mercury News story on the “strange” changes golfers will face upon returning to reopened golf courses, not mentioned is the idea used in photos accompanying the story: circumcised pool flotation devices in the cup.

Now, why these, used at “Newport Beach Golf Course” in Orange County down south was chosen for the story, I’m not sure. But I’m am sure that we can do better than the look above. Granted, it could be the shorts. The guy grinding out the two footer as the other looks on like he’s a retired member of the Stasi. Maybe it’s the color that looks like...oh we won’t go there. Either way, no more pool flotation devices…please!