Shirtless Shark: I Didn't Get A Thank You For My (Hand Delivered!?) Note To Tiger!

The image of Greg Norman driving up to Tiger Woods’ home and delivering a congratulatory note following the 2019 Masters win is, in itself, kind of funny. The likelihood that Woods’ guard might not have known who it was, is just that much juicier.

Either way, the Shirtless Shark complained to Men’s Health about Tiger not acknowledging his note, even though Norman has not said the nicest things about Woods in recent years.

So much to unpack in this answer to a question about the lack of “bond” between the two:

Yeah, look, I’m happy to clear that up for you. Like, when you ask me a question, I’m going to give you an honest answer. I’m not going to bullshit to you. I’m also going to draw on my experience of the past in terms of what Jack Nicklaus did for me, what Arnold Palmer did for me . . . where there was that respect handed off from the generation before you. It’s a code of conduct in a lot of ways.

Oh boy…

Very few people know this: when Tiger won the Masters this year, I wrote him a handwritten note and drove down my road, maybe a quarter of a mile, and hand-delivered it to his guard at his gate. I said, “Hey, this is Greg Norman here. I’ve got a note for Tiger – can you please hand-deliver it to him?” Well, I never heard a word back from the guy. When I won my first major championship, Jack Nicklaus was the first person to walk down out of the TV tower and congratulate me. I don’t know – maybe Tiger just dislikes me.

I think you’re getting warmer!

I have no idea. I’ve never had a conversation with him about it. I’ve always been respectful about what his father did for him.

Oh?

I played nine holes with him at his father’s and IMG’s request when Tiger was 14 or 15 and I was the No. 1 player in the world, to give an assessment of this kid. So, I have always been willing.

Willing to…capitalize?