The Kids Today Files: JT Says "Zero Percent Chance" Of Watching Tiger v. Phil

I’m not normally one to say today’s players owe eternal loyalty to Tiger Woods or Phil Mickelson for the purses they play for. Even though Tiger and Phil have pledged allegiance to Arnold Palmer for the chance to profit off of golf when as a case could be made that Walter Hagen and Old Tom Morris put up with a lot more nonsense to make pro golf cool.

Either way, point is, anyone playing for $7 million a week who couldn’t draw a gallery of 200 on his own, should probably show some respect for his elders who have broader appeal.

Which brings us to Justin Thomas, incidentally represented by Tiger’s firm.

Brentley Romine with the cringeworthy Twitter reply about watching The Match between Woods and Mickelson.