The Donald Plays The Club Championship Card Again!

He's a closer! He took the Mara-a-Lago Mixed Stableford Four-Ball, Gross Division! Give this man the keys to the White House!

After winning Michigan and further solidifying his Republican nomination lead, Donald Trump peppered his acceptance speech/press conference/product plugfest with multiple golf references: Jack Nicklaus, Adam Scott, the WGC at Doral, Trump International, Trump National, Trump wine, etc...

And though he's mentioned his club championship-winning prowess before, something about the references seems a bit more eye-opening when he's a leading candidate for the White House.

Unfortunately, the ABC video transcript wasn't particularly accurate. And yet so, so fun, starting with its interpretation of Trump:

Hewitt National Golf Club. Jack Nicklaus did this it's a Jack Nicklaus signature course and it's a great great. Resort and place and we have a lot of our members here SC. We love our members. Jack Jack by the way Jack Nicklaus is a special man indeed the special job and yet we have another special man Paul O'Neill of the Yankees can end up all.

And...

And have I won many club championship distraught daughter close. You know believe it or not it's not so different winning is winning you gotta be not easy to a club championships believe me. And I'm not talking about with strokes and Doug it would no strokes but the fact is that. I like to close I like to close things out so until the last person you know get restarted with a field of seven. And now we're down to four. And I really what analysts engines I am not even focused on yet I'm doing well numerous balls and winning.

Kind of like the old Ali G translator!

You'll have a hard time taking your eyes off of this, and I promise, big giggles when he mentioned the major played last week:

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