Nike Announces Tiger's Masters Apparel Scripting!?

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Now we just need a body to show up and wear the clothes!

Add another slash to the Bizarro Moves tally sheet, as Nike has released their Masters clothing scripts with no idea whether one of their primary players has found a wedge game to get himself around the course.

Kyle Porter posted both Tiger and Rory's scripting. (Good news, Rory's hideous day-glo ensembles allow him to volunteer as a traffic cop outside the gates if he feels the need to pass time before those late weekend tee times.)

Reading into this madness, I'm sure had Nike withheld Tiger's scripting while releasing Rory's, that the PR department told the higher-ups that it would not look too kosher.

Or, perhaps the higher-ups are making a passive-aggressive statement about their wishes? You know, uh, we're paying you to wear our Swoosh, now do it where cameras are located.

One thing is certain. No one needed to know this information two weeks prior to the Masters.