Worldwide Manhunt For Tiger's Rogue Videographer Continues

Just think, somewhere on this planet--at least in the minds of Tiger Woods and his agent, Mark Steinberg--there is a rogue "videographer" who knocked out Tiger's yellowish front tooth, yet is likely sitting on some really juicy footage of the a world top 5 in terms of recognizability losing a tooth. Hope is alive!

Meanwhile, those crafty Arizona State frat brothers who populate TPC Scottsdale's 16th are buying up all the skull masks they can find for next week's Waste Management Open, where possibly Tiger will emerge with a new front tooth and a dental bill for that clumsy videographer (should anyone figure out who the mystery person was). But since the AP writer on site and the race organizer charged with holding Tiger's hand during his surprise visit didn't see anything happen, Tiger may have to pay this dental tab. Hope he can spread out the payments!

Reva Friedel over at Awful Announcing summed up the mess this way:

Also, this is not the first time his team has tried to cover up and/or downplay injuries he has sustained. If you will recall with me his November 2009 accident in the middle of the night when his jilted wife ran after him with a golf club and he smashed his SUV into a fire hydrant. I believe the PR-spin on that was “minor car accident.”

So the question remains – what REALLY happened? Did Vonn catch him cheating on her and knee him in the mouth? Did he re-enact the Happy Gilmore scene with Bob Barker and get his tooth knocked out with a fist?

Did that Perkins waitress finally unleash all her anger? Odds are we’ll never know the truth. But we have to wonder if his agent thought his explanation of the incident would suffice when no one else saw it happen. If you knock out Tiger Woods’ tooth, SOMEONE is going to notice. It’s all in the details, people. Next time, try harder!