Rory Spotted In "Lurid boots, jacket and mobile phone combo"

The Irish Independent mercifully left an item on Rory McIlroy unbylined as I'm pretty sure the world would like to know what the writer meant by a mobile phone combo.

Actually, it was more like lawsuit negotiations-couture, since the item reports Rory was slipping out for some fresh air and a few texts from court-mandated mediation with Horizon Sports Management.

RORY McIlroy went green as he stepped out in Dublin in a striking sweater - before changing into a lurid boots, jacket and mobile phone combo.

He emerged yesterday from the Westbury Hotel in Dublin looking preoccupied as he checked his phone and took a call.

Of greater interest? Jeans purchased this century, that haven't been placed on a hanger or, dare I put this in writing, ironed. Perhaps like you know who...