Uh, Not Happening: The Bachelor Wants Adam!

Rebecca Macatee and Kristin Dos Santos report the completely not-going-to-happen news that ABC wants to land Adam Scott for season whatever of the nightmarishly hideous reality show, The Bachelor.

A source who works on the show tells E! News exclusively, "We are definitely going to pursue [Scott]. So far, no meeting's been set but we're trying. He could be a perfect fit...We're also considering other people Bachelor fans already know."

More important, The Big Lead in posting this news, includes this GIF of Adam and Stevie's landing the high-five on 18.  Take that, Tiger!