This Can't End Well Files: Sergio Wins With GF On The Bag

Sergio Garcia held off 2013's hottest golfer to win in Thailand, his first victory of 2013 and all with girlfriend Katharina Boehm caddying.

While she immediately becomes the best looking luggage handler in golf with this win, let's hope for her safety that this was a one-off. After all, this man is prone to on-course violence. (Here and here.  You know you want to relive those tantrums, plus this classy treatment of the press. And we won't even go here.)

Sure, I dwell on the negative, so that's wher Randall Mell's sunny optimism over this win is worth your time:

Garcia’s victory in Thailand on Sunday had to be a great confidence boost in a year when he surely needed one. His wins are rarely ordinary. This one wasn’t, either, with Garcia claiming his first title this year with his girlfriend on his bag as caddie. In a year in which he made too much news over his rancorous relations with Tiger Woods, he leaves us with a gentler image, with that photo of the kiss he shared with his girlfriend after winning. Garcia kissed a tough 2013 goodbye in a way that makes us curious what he’s planning in 2014.