Duval Vows 2014 Will Be Last Year He Writes Heartbreaking Works Of Staggeringly Desperate Sponsor Exemption Request Letters

Ryan Lavner does the kind thing in summarizing the bizarro 14-Tweet unraveling from former World No. 1 David Duval suggesting that should he not be able to perform to his liking in 2014, that this will be the last year he asks for sponsor exemptions.

Hint, hint, I'm willing to take sponsor exemptions, sponsors.

A sampler:

As a player you need to perform and if I don't do that in 2014 I will do something else.

— David Duval (@david59duval) December 11, 2013