Ollie Resting This Week To "Chill" And Write Speeches

An unbylined Scottish Herald item reminds me that we are only ten days from one of the most awkward, painful and wildly funny days on the golfing calendar: a Ryder Cup opening ceremony on U.S. soil.

Let the tackiness begin!

But Euro Captain Jose Maria Olazabal is planning to rest this week so that he doesn't forget anyone in his speech next week. Or maybe so he doesn't pull a Faldo and screw up a Ryder Cup current team player's name or a Pavin by altogether omitting a player's name.

But while the Spaniard, who is heading to his 10th Ryder Cup, is delighted with the form of his 12 players, he fears the formality of the occasion.

"That's why I am taking this week off as I am going to stay at home, relax, chill out, make a few calls and check everything's in place," he said.

"The speeches are the part I feel more uncomfortable with.We are not used to doing that and talking in front of millions of people.

"It's tough as you don't want to forget anyone, you have to thank the right people.

"I know Sam [Torrance] got some coaching, so it's not easy."

I'm sure Sam hopes you continue to note that fact in interviews, too.