Greetings From The Home Of Golf And Little Internet Access!

Now, before you Scots start writing to complain that I'm picking on your technological, uh, issues, I can say that the Internet access in the newest, most beautiful and most important terminal at Heathrow is working just as well. Which is to say, not at all.

But no worries, they've still got 16 days until London 2012 to get it up and running or to figure out how to have more than one non-EU customs agent so that the athletes can make it to their competition in time.

I still hope to upload some photos and videos along the way leading up to the Open, but right now it's looking bleak when the online access is so tough.

Sheesh, Downton Abbey had faster download speeds.