DJ's Agent Confirms All Of The Rumors You Had Not Heard Are Definitely Untrue

Steve Elling tracks down Dustin Johnson ten-percenter David Winkle who says his client is primed for a return at the Memorial in two weeks.

“I have heard everything from A to Z,” his manager, David Winkle, said Tuesday from Dallas.

Of late, the latter rumor has spread like a virus on a cross-country flight. Winkle unequivocally denied it.

“Dustin is not serving a drug suspension,” Winkle said evenly. “I will make it clear -- he has been injured. He is playing golf again, he is very rusty but champing at the bit to get back out there.”