"This is not a plea to speed our game up so that we don't lose players. This is a HOWL to speed play up so we don't lose our game."

Thanks to Bob Carney for getting the discussion off of poor Kevin Na's plight as a self-indulgent slowpoke and back onto the debate at hand: there are rules to hit a shot in a certain amount of time and we need to start enforcing the laws on the books. Regardless of the rationale for taking forever to hit a shot.

Commissioner Finchem said last week that he didn't think at the Tour level slow play was a big problem.  He forgot to ask me.  Golf is hard, but not this hard. One shouldn't get an unlimited amount of time to settle one's nerves, discuss the state of the weather with one's caddie, recalculate distances and then settle into one's eye-aching routine.