There Is Outrage Over Natalie's Skirts?

Alan Shipnuck supports the apparent social unrest over Natalie Gulbis' skirts of late (and there's a slideshow for you to judge). Is our man Alan going soft in his later years? Wait, that didn't come out right.

Our man Alan is sounding like a codger! That's better!

4. Natalie Gulbis's skirts. I didn't think they could get any punier, but apparently I was wrong. Hey, I'm not a prude, and I have no problem with LPGA players showcasing their attractiveness/athleticism, but Natalie's hemlines are turning into a sideshow. When we're studying photos of her tan lines like the Zapruder film, things are definitely getting silly.

Any discussion or interest in the LPGA Tour is not silly. It's necessary for survival!