Twitter Offering Johnny's Famous Critics An Outlet For Their Grief, Suffering And General Kvetching
/On behalf of those in the latter category, he offered this early in Rory McIlroy's third round in the U.S. Open on Saturday, following a hooked tee shot: "We're talking about thousands of inches on the bottom there. One-thousandth of an inch on a driver is 20 yards of hook."
Say what?
"If 1000th of an inch on a driver is 20yds were [sic] all in trouble," Paul Azinger wrote on Twitter.
For Joe Ogilvie, it summoned a memory of Johnny Carson's all-knowing character Carnac the Magnificent (though Ogilvie spelled it wrong in his hashtag).
"Johnny Miller to reveal name of the unknown soldier in tomorrow's telecast. #usopen #Karnak"