"So in other words, this is probably not a video Hogan would have made."

Sam Weinman explains the genesis of the train wreck spoof music video featuring America's brightest hopes--Mahan, Watson, Fowler, Crane--and of course, charity is at the heart of the campaign. If only America's up and comers put as much creative energy into their short game as they do their image enhancement efforts.

Warning, this is painful.