"I even got a text from Tiger. He says hi, so I texted him back when I was coming down here. I said, I do love this place, but if you played here you'd win ten times, and he didn't send me too polite a text after that."

Great bit from Fred Couples' post round press conference after his second round 66 in the Northern Trust Open:

Q. As a follow-up, the idea that you're leading this tournament, you admitted yourself, is a little bit of a surprise. I'm wondering, do you do anything on Twitter or do you send out any Tweets or anything like that?

FRED COUPLES: No.

Q. This would be the kind of thing that you would probably send a Tweet about?

FRED COUPLES: Right. Is it called Twittering or Tweeting?

Q. It's one of the two.

FRED COUPLES: I would Tweet everyone that I am right now one ahead of J.B. Holmes, and let them all know. I'll text a few people today, but they're texting me. I even got a text from Tiger. He says hi, so I texted him back when I was coming down here. I said, I do love this place, but if you played here you'd win ten times, and he didn't send me too polite a text after that. (Laughter.)

I'm shocked that he doesn't play here, but I guess he doesn't play well here, which I don't know why. If I can play well here, any human being in the world can play well here.

Q. The last thing is why don't you use Twitter? Is it because you just text and that suffices?

FRED COUPLES: To be honest with you, you know, I don't want to sound stupid, I went to see "Social Network" because Justin Timberlake was in it. I don't even know what I watched. I don't even know what Facebook is. And then Twittering, I don't know what that is.

I mean, I do but I don't. For instance, if I did Twitter, would I tell people that I'm heading home and then going to eat at California Pizza Kitchen? Is that what you do, or do you actually Tweet information?

Q. Well, some people do that, some people Tweet information.

FRED COUPLES: Right, well, what information do I have for my 500,000 followers? No, what do I have for them? I'm 51, I live in the desert. They all know that already. If you guys write well enough, they'll know that I'm in good shape going into tomorrow. I don't need to Tweet anybody. (Laughter.)