"(Screw) you. I am going to play through and no one will stop me."
/Thanks to reader Putmedownfora6 for this Dublin News police beat report on fun times at Muirfield Village, where a crazed 48-year-old woman created "a disturbance with golfers."
They entered a nearby residence where doors were open and loud music was playing.
Two juveniles inside told police their mother was planning on playing golf.
One of the juveniles told police he stayed home from school to watch his younger bother because his mother was "acting crazy."
Police found the woman on the third fairway trying to "hug and kiss on the golfers," police said.
Reports said officers approached the woman as she was hitting a golf shot out of a sand trap and asked her to put down the club.
The woman replied, "(Screw) you. I am going to play through and no one will stop me," according to reports.
The woman threatened to "wrap a club around the neck" of police if not left alone.
Uh oh! Time to zap her.
Police said the woman acted in a threatening manner and refused to drop the club.
Reports said officers then used a Taser to subdue and apprehend the woman.