“Chicago doesn’t seem to have a great golf club.”**

That's The Donald. Who apparently hasn't been to, oh, I don't know about 20 clubs in the greater Chicago area!

Guilty! I decided that 30 minutes of torture was in order so I did indeed watch Golf Channel's Fabulously Wide (and boy The Donald is wide these days) World of Donald Trump.

Actually it proved to be wildly entertaining in the way Woody Allen's Cliff Stern captures Alan Alda's obnoxious Lester on film in Crimes and Misdemeanors.

The headline quote for this post was uttered by his comb-overness to a group of wannabes presumably charged with finding a beaten down course in Chicago for The Donald to resurrect. This came in between shots of the Donald dishing out orders, dropping f-bombs to poor shlubs charged with carrying out his tacky vision, all highlighted by the occasional pat on the back from The Donald to himself, uttering things like, "I'm pretty good at this stuff."

"I like Tom Morris over there," he uttered while ordering little people to hang new art on the walls.

No scene compared to The Donald circling Pine Valley in his helicopter and then looking at his recently purchased and renovated Pine Hill, telling some glazed-face dude and the hundreds watching at home:

"These holes are bigger, they're better, they're superior. And it's ridiculous that Pine Valley gets, you know..."

You know, what?

Maybe even The Donald realized there was nowhere to go with that one!

**Corrected Donald take on Chicago golf. So, so much better!