"No plans."

Other than some entertaining attempts to rally kill questions about the 2000 U.S. Open with some fairly persistent interrogation about the neck injury, it was a pretty uneventful Tiger Woods news conference at Muirfield Village.

Q. Since we last saw you, there's been obviously a development on your coaching front. Are you self-diagnosing now and basically doing it on your own, or are you going to go it alone for a while? What are your thoughts on replacements or use of video, or how do you plan to proceed minus Hank?

TIGER WOODS: That's the great thing about technology. We can use video. That's what I've been doing and been working on it that way.

And if that wasn't short enough of an answer for you...

Q. Also, as far as you're working with yourself essentially now, but do you have plans to have another coach work with you? Have you been talking with people? What's your plans going forward?

TIGER WOODS: No plans.

Sorry Jim McLean...I know you were hoping to say you didn't want that call.

Q. Tiger, in regards to the neck, it seems like you didn't really understand what was going on with that. Sometimes you seemed to be maybe not as forthcoming with some of the information. Do you see that as a competitive issue, why you may not tell us exactly what's going on with some of the injuries you have.

TIGER WOODS: You don't need to know.

Okay, well we've got those boundaries cleared up.