James Commits Early To Charlotte

Joslyn James, former Tiger Woods mistress best known for her award-nominated work in Big Breasted Nurses, has reversed course from her tradition of waiting until the Friday before a performance, committing to stripping performances at Uptown Cabaret during this year's Quail Hollow Championship.

"We have some of the best behaved fans in all of stripdom," said the club's manager. "We really don't anticipate any issues. And we will only credential legitimate periodicals like TMZ, Radaronline and Adult Entertainment News."

Fellow strippers lauded James' decision to commit early.

"I think it really speaks to the work she's been doing to improve her attitude," said one of her peers. "And it gives Uptown Cabaret a chance to maximize their charitable giving by promoting her appearance."