"Paranoia is raging already, and it's wearing thin among club residents."

I don't usually feel too sorry for folks who choose to live in a gated community, but it's hard not to shed a wee tear for the folks of Isleworth when you read this note about Tiger's security detail from this week's Steve Elling authored Up And Down column.

Paranoia is raging already, and it's wearing thin among club residents. Woods is using a private security staff that is phoning in the license plate numbers to club authorities of vehicles that circle past his house or the driving range when he is practicing. Small wonder that some Isleworth residents, fully aware that he put the club on the global map when he moved there in 1996, are counting down the days until he moves to South Florida.