"When I am at home there are now seven children making calls upon my time, the Ryder Cup, my golf course design work and we are having a new house built"

As quoted by Graham Otway, Monty is starting to sound like the Octomom:

He said: “When I am at home there are now seven children making calls upon my time, the Ryder Cup, my golf course design work and we are having a new house built. At a tournament, all I have to do is play.

But at least he has his on course priorities squared away...

“One of the interesting things is the page and a half of statistics that have been produced this week. I’ve discovered that I have also had 182 top-10 finishes and that’s a Tour record. And if I could, I would like to get it to 200.”