"It's an anonymous message board user's buddy, who knows a guy from a golf club who lives near Tiger Woods. Please forward this post to 10 people."
/Deadspin's Tommy Craggs has emailed with the likely arsonist behind the Woods chain email and the version I posted is looking better by the day.
It began as a Facebook message, then spread via etsix to a golf forum and soon elsewhere, arriving on Dec. 26 at the scary glowing box in Furman Bisher's house, which is when things really got out of hand.