"It's an anonymous message board user's buddy, who knows a guy from a golf club who lives near Tiger Woods. Please forward this post to 10 people."

Deadspin's Tommy Craggs has emailed with the likely arsonist behind the Woods chain email and the version I posted is looking better by the day.

It began as a Facebook message, then spread via etsix to a golf forum and soon elsewhere, arriving on Dec. 26 at the scary glowing box in Furman Bisher's house, which is when things really got out of hand.