Jesper: "But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff...And maybe not just do it, like Nike says."**

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He may like to dine on dirt, but you have to admire Jesper Parnevik--who introduced Tiger to Elin--for expressing his, uh, views. Bob Harig reports on the comments made to Golf Channel's Inga Hammond (presumably viewable this evening on Golf Central or their 30-minute Tiger show airing immediately after):

"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."