"please jump out of your own arse and don't insult my intelligence you ignorant, simple, dense little man."

Some people were meant to Tweet, and then there's Ian Poulter. He's been a Twitter trainwreck since starting up this summer, which started promisingly with his rant on the groove rule change, then highlighted by his shrewd decision to post a photo of his famous mates flipping off the camera and his rebuttals to Captain Monty after skipping the Seve Trophy to get drunk with his son's agent. And now he's getting into nasty feuds engaging in spirited interaction with his followers.