Construction Commences On "Greatest Course In History"

Thanks to reader Peter for noticing The Donald's eloquent, humble and eloquent again because it's just that beautifully phrased.

“We are pleased to announce that work on site will begin tomorrow (Wednesday, October 28), ahead of schedule, to build the greatest golf course in history. For a golf course there are no dunes and there is no land as large and magnificent anywhere in the world. I want to thank Aberdeenshire Council, the business community and the residents of Aberdeenshire for their ongoing support”.