Stunner: Monty Complains About Having To Take Drug Test!

If you want to answer SI's anonymous PGA Tour pro's claim that drug testing has slowed then who better to hand one of those little pieces of paper to than Monty!

John Hopkins reports:

“Can you believe it?” he said, sounding almost like Victor Meldrew in One Foot in the Grave. “I have just bogeyed the last hole and now they want me for a drugs test. I’ve got to pee into a cup. That’s all I need at the end of a round like that. If it’s positive, I want my money back.” As Montgomerie’s moments go - and often they go a very long way indeed - this was more humorous than angry.

Monty probably would not have been in the joke cracking mood had he read Hopkins' piece earlier in the day suggesting that the rotund one does not belong on the European Ryder Cup team.