"I told myself there ain't but one way to get them out of there, and I reckoned I was gonna have to do it the manly way."
/Yes, there are actually people who speak like that. Boo Weekley to be exact.
Golf World's John Hawkins profiles Weekley and shares this among several classic anecdotes:
By October the bumpkin had turned back into a pumpkin. Perhaps the lowest point came when Boo used a Port-a-Pottie at a tournament and dropped his courtesy-car keys in the toilet about two hours before a flight. The good news was the airport was only 20 minutes away. The bad news was Weekley didn't have a fishing rod. "I told myself there ain't but one way to get them out of there, and I reckoned I was gonna have to do it the manly way," Boo says. "So I put some snuff up my nose to cut down the smell, stuck my arm in there and reached around until I found 'em."