"Nicklaus and Norman and Player who are whining about distance are whining about something they no longer have."

I try not to read too much of Breach and Gulley's blog over at GolfDigest.com, but reader Charlie insisted I check out Billowy and Gnarled's take on the John Paul Newport groove WSJ story.

Besides leaving me completely confused what point they were attempting to make, this just blew me away, from the keyboard of Gouge:

Those like Nicklaus and Norman and Player who are whining about distance are whining about something they no longer have.

Yes, but they still have all those majors, their own planes and absolutely nothing to gain from their comments.

So this got me thinking about an idea that could generate some serious traffic for GolfDigest.com.

Let's get "Gouge" in a room with Nicklaus, Norman and Player, and have him say the above to their faces.

We'll videotape the moment along with the ensuing discussion and see what people think.

Jerry, Bob, I smell a million hits, easy!