Even Paula Creamer Would Just Say No...

In Sunday Styles of The New York Times, Guy Trebay looks at the frightening stuff in men's fall Spring 2007 fashion. I normally would not have noticed the story, but with the photo (left) that accompanied this front pager, how could one not feel pain for our beloved game?

Thankfully, Trebay is not endorsing this look for golf or any other well-lit locale when including it with his "just say no" outfits:

Say no to seersucker swallowtail coats for the beach (Etro); to pastel golf wear seemingly designed for caddies with a sideline in a soft-core porn (Missoni). 

Take that Marty Hackel!

Note how much fun the model appears to be having wearing this ensemble!