They Juice The Equipment!
/From the March 31 "Real Time with Bill Maher," talking about the latest steroid controversy in baseball and how America's favorite pasttime should emulate golf:
ROBERT WUHL: In golf, the players are straight but they juice the equipment!
BILL MAHER: That's actually very true! [Laughing]
I guess they didn't get the memo that agronomy is the cause of 350-yard drives!