The "Masters Club Dinner" And Champions Photo

Jordan Spieth did not appear to ge too ambitious with the dinner. Thoughts on the wine pairings, oeonphiles?

Here is the menu @jordanspieth selected for tonight's Champions Dinner. #themasters

A photo posted by @themasters on

And Tiger in the back left making the trip up and looking more like his dad everyday. Paul Rogers on the big dinner.

Woods gave the menu a thumbs up, mentioned seeing his man MO, and dropped a nice humblebrag on Twitter.

About All Tiger Has Left: A Really Late Friday News Dump?

If you were still true believing that Tiger was chipping away at his return and just felt he wasn't quite ready to tee it up in the 2016 Masters, then Friday's late news of a Masters no-start would fit a narrative that the Big Cat was oh so close to playing.

The newsroom at TigerWoods.com must have been buzzing when the call rolled in late after Woods called in to say he was just oh so close. But not really.

From their report:

"After assessing the present condition of my back, and consulting with my medical team, I've decided it's prudent to miss this year's Masters.

"I've been hitting balls and training daily, but I'm not physically ready. I've said all along that this time I need to be cautious and do what's best for my long-term health and career. Unfortunately, playing Augusta next week wouldn't be the right decision. I'm absolutely making progress, and I'm really happy with how far I've come, but I still have no timetable to return to competitive golf."

Hitting balls and training daily, but no timetable for a return? As Bob Harig notes in his take on the news, the latter line is the real takeaway here. But why wait until the Friday night before to share that?

Steve DiMeglio treated the news with the proper respect for USA Today and without information beyond what we learn on TigerWoods.com, that's the correct approach.

However, we know the circumstantial evidence suggests Tiger drew out this inevitable decision for reasons only he knows.

Perhaps resisting the urge to tell the folks at Augusta National he can't play keeps him motivated to train and hit balls, even when he has to know that showing up cold at a major after two surgeries is a terrible idea.

Perhaps he just enjoys the idea that everyone is talking about him, wondering when he'll return? But as I noted in the Forward Press this week, this news is now only of interest to casual fans. Serious golf viewers have moved on.

Perhaps he needs to project the illusion of being close to a return to keep his corporate partners happy? Though "no timetable for return" comments won't get their hopes up.

Perhaps he just watched too much of The West Wing. As Luke Kerr-Dineen noted at For The Win, this was the best one he's ever dropped.

Or maybe, he just waited until late Friday to make the golf writers and TigerWoods.com team work late into a spring Friday night in his ongoing effort to avenge the humiliating coverage that appeared on almost no golf website?

Either way, we will move along and regain our focus on what figures to be an absolutely splendid Masters.

Invitation Spotted For Tiger's Ryder Cup Fishing Trip

While the world awaits to find out if he will play the 2016 Masters, Assistant Ryder Cup Captain Tiger Woods has apparently firmed up plans for a prospective team-member bonding trip aboard his yacht, Privacy.

You may recall that Woods has suggested a fishing trip to Captain Davis Love, and to show his passion for this year's event, Tiger attended a prospective team dinner at Jack and Barbara Nicklaus' home in early March.

The fishing expedition invitation suggests the trip will take place the Monday of Players Championship week and will be limited to the top 30 in Ryder Cup points, along with Keegan Bradley no matter where he sits on the list.

A source close to Woods saw the look in Keegan’s eyes during a team dinner at Jack Nicklaus’s house and felt it would be wise to be on the 2011 PGA Champion’s good side, “no matter how little chance he has of making the team.

“Tiger’s got a spot on the back edge of the boat just for Keegan,” said the source. “He doesn’t want Keegan spitting on the new flooring he just installed on Privacy.”

The invitation appears to have been produced by Tiger's corporate partners at Nike. Note the modifications to his yacht, with his Ryder Cup record and the 2016 logo attached.

Gary Player On Tiger’s “Lessons” And Sleep Deprivation

My post at The Loop on Gary Player telling Colin Cowherd that Tiger shouldn’t have signed up for that series of buy five, get the sixth lesson free after winning the U.S. Open by 15, and sleep issues Woods told him about.

I guess what is said at the Champions Dinner doesn’t always stay at the Champions Dinner.

Butch Would Be Happy To Spend A Day With Tiger!

Matthew Dunn of the Daily Express reports that former Tiger instructor and former Phil instructor Butch Harmon is willing to remain a former Tiger instructor, with a big caveat.

A Day With Butch!

Tiger? Come on, olive branch extended!

"Would I be open to going back and working with him properly? I have got more players than I can handle right now, so that would never happen.

"But if he ever wanted my opinion I would be more than happy to give it to him. I would have to know about his body and what his health issues are but I don't think it is going to happen - but I'd be willing to give him my opinion.

"I would be open to spending a day with him, watch him hit balls and give him my opinions."

Ahhhhhhhhhh...yet more hope for world peace.