Dolch To PGA Tour's Thomas: "We can hear you."

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Longtime golf writer Craig Dolch makes a strong and civilized case for Justin Thomas to consider after some less-than-great language overheard during last week’s PGA Championship.

There’s a huge difference between trash talking, like West Palm Beach native Brooks Koepka did before the final round – when he pointed out he was the only player on the leaderboard with more than one major – and talking trash like Thomas did at least twice during his final round.

Every year the PGA Tour receives complaints from the FCC from viewers after hearing expletives during a golf telecast. Tiger Woods memorably dropped the f-bomb during a Saturday morning telecast in 2000, when he knocked his tee shot at Pebble Beach’s 18th hole into the Pacific Ocean while completing a rain-delayed second round.

Spit happens on a golf course. But there’s an easy cure.

As Dolch notes, PGA Tour fines don’t mean much and have long been an unsuccessful deterrent to swearing. And it’s a double-edged sword, as we love to see passionate players get in their strange little zones on the course. Yet in the open microphone era of fan-free COVID-19, they also have to be aware that more can be heard than ever before.

Since pace of play has improved without fans and backstopping seems to have finally become less of a thing, maybe it’s time for the Commissioner to send a friendly reminder for players to try their best to choose their words more carefully.

Friendly Reminder To Golf Pros: Do Not Call 911 When Your Backpack Gets Stolen

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Theft is dreadful and I do feel for Bud Cauley, who played last week’s PGA Championship after getting in as an alternate. Experiencing a break-in resulting in the loss of his backpack undoubtedly caused enormous inconvenience and frustration.

However, reading that he called 911 and was unhappy he could not get through or to get an officer on the scene, seems like a fine opportunity to remind everyone that 911 is for emergencies only.

I could only read half the comments but I’m fairly sure that by the end the Governor was the thief and jamming the 911 lines to cover up his crime.

JT And Bones: Bamberger On Players And Caddies

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With Justin Thomas winning and returning to world No. 1 at the WGC FedEx St Jude, their gelling as a team on short notice, adds one more intriguing pre-PGA Championship story (Rex Hoggard on that for GolfChannel.com.)

I enjoyed Michael Bamberger’s thoughts, prompted by the win, on player-caddie relationships, how we overrate them and underrate them at the same time.

Some years later, Angelo summarized his work with Nicklaus thusly: “He asked me to do two things. When he’s not playing well, one, remind him that he’s the best golfer out there. And two, that there’s plenty of holes left.”

In his own way, that’s pretty much what Joe LaCava does for Tiger. It’s always interesting, watching two people interacting with some meaningful thing on the line. Caddie-player. Husband-wife. Doctor-patient. Pitcher-catcher. This is a big week for Bones and JT.

Branden Grace (T2) WD's After COVID-19 Positive Test Mid-Tournament

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Major props to Branden Grace, tied for second after two rounds of the Barracuda Championship, choosing to alert PGA Tour officials to possible mild symptoms that could easily have been attributed to altitude. Unfortunately, he ended up testing positive for COVID-19 and was forced to withdraw from the opposite field event.

His voluntary admission is particularly noble given that Grace is 156th in the FedExCup, has fallen to 79th in the world and could use the good week he was primed for. He will likely WD from next week’s PGA where he has two recent top tens. Grace is also the only player to have shot 62 in a major championship.

The full PGA Tour statement:

PGA TOUR player Branden Grace has withdrawn from the Barracuda Championship prior to the third round after testing positive for COVID-19. 

 “I felt great all week,” said Grace. “Last night, I was tired and thought it had to do with the altitude. This morning, I notified the PGA TOUR about my symptoms before going to the golf course. I wanted to get tested out of respect for my peers and everyone involved with the tournament. While it is unfortunate given my position on the leaderboard, the most important thing is our health.”

 The PGA TOUR has implemented its response plan in consultation with medical experts, including working with those who may have had close contact with Grace. Grace’s caddie tested negative for COVID-19, but in accordance with CDC guidelines and TOUR health and safety protocols, he will quarantine for a period of 14 days. After conducting necessary contact tracing, the TOUR’s medical advisors are not recommending any additional testing at this time.

Grace will have the PGA TOUR’s full support throughout his self-isolation period of 10 days per CDC guidelines and TOUR health and safety protocols.

Brooks Spots Ant Hole, Opts To Not Call In Rules Officials For Relief Discussion

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I believe the kids would call this trolling.

Brooks Koepka Friday at the WGC FedEx St Jude in a tough spot. A day after Bryson DeCahmbeau and caddie lobbied for relief from a dangerous situation in the form of an ant hole as well as a burrowing animal hole:

Michael Shamburger filed a nice post recapping both situations including the clip originally Tweeted by PGA TOUR partner CBS before getting scrubbed by Cult Ponte Vedra.

Enjoy while you a before the Brand Police serve a warrant on Shamburger show up at his doorstep in a valiant effort to protect Bryson’s image.

BTW, Koepka got off to an awful start Saturday in Memphis and rallied to post 68, leaving him three back of Brendon Todd. DeChambeau is T40 after a -1 69.

Rory Doesn't Know When He'll Be Comfortable Playing Before Fans Again

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Rory McIlroy was asked on the eve of the WGC FedEx St Jude when he’ll be comfortable playing in front of fans again. The short version: not any time soon.

RORY McILROY: When would I feel comfortable when there's fans back on the golf course? I think I guess when there's less of a chance of people getting sick, I guess. And whether that's--you know, they discover more with the virus or there's different treatments, whether that's a vaccine or other treatments. So, I don't know. Again, like being out here, I feel pretty safe. We get tested multiple times a week, and inside the bubble I think we're pretty much not--obviously you can limit your exposure as much as you can. But yeah, it's hard. I don't know, I don't know. Whether it's a vaccination or whether it's something happens where there's a breakthrough and we know a little bit more about what's going on with the virus, but I probably can't give you a definitive answer about when I would be comfortable with crowds again.

Later in the interview McIlroy conceded he now understands the views of European players unwilling to travel for tournaments. This, after suggesting he would be leery of traveling to Europe or anywhere this fall. He had previously questioned some for an unwillingness to quarantine to be part of the PGA Tour’s restart.

And then regarding--like I--honestly, I don't know if I see myself going back to Europe this year. I don't know. I don't know if I want to travel, I don't know if I want to be exposed to more things and more people. So I don't know. I have no idea. I'm sort of taking it week by week. I've got my schedule planned up until the U.S. Open, which is obviously a couple weeks after the TOUR Championship, and then I honestly don't have any--I have no idea what I'm going to do after that.

And…

Q. Lee Westwood, Eddie Pepperell said they're not going to play the PGA. I'm just curious, do you sympathize with their plight at all? And if there had been a British Open and things were reversed, you had to go over there for just one event, would you have been willing to do that?

RORY McILROY: I understand their plight because I'm just after saying I don't know if I would travel in the fall and go and play some of these other events in Europe, but if it was a major championship, it would probably be different and I probably would go over and play it. But that's not to say what Lee and Eddie are doing isn't right, that they feel safer and they feel that their time is better spent at home and not exposing themself to more people and not having the chance of getting sick or getting someone else sick. So I completely understand where they're coming from, but as you said, if it was an Open Championship and I had the chance to go over and play, I would probably take the risk and go and play.

Webb Still Thinks Architects Just Aren't Installing Enough Bunkers For An Ever-Changing Game

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1920’s golf cartoon still—sadly—relevant

1920’s golf cartoon still—sadly—relevant

It’s too exhausting at this point to even try to address golf pros—even smart and nice ones like Webb Simpson—who fail to understand even the basics of what it takes to create a golf hole of strategy and interest for a variety of players.

So I’ll let the above Tweet do the talking, but if you must, here is the entire question and answer in Memphis raving about the brilliance of TPC Southwind, one of the most beloved courses on the planet, said no one. All while wearing his Titleist billboard (Wally what brainwashing chips do you embed in those caps?).

Q. Going back to what you just said about this course being--not being a--or being a point A to point B golf course, looking ahead to next week at Harding Park, how would you characterize that golf course?

WEBB SIMPSON: Yeah. So that one I think is kind of a tweener. It is long and bombers will have an advantage, because it is longer, there's a lot of drivers, but there's not as many forced carries out at Harding Park as some of these long golf courses.

And I've been pretty vocal. I don't think technology's the problem with our game, I think it's golf course design. I think you would solve a lot of problems on this length issue if architects would get a little more creative on doglegs,

Because those are so easily adjusted…wait I said I wasn’t going to interrupt. Please, continue:

where they're placing these bunkers, tightening fairways, making greens smaller. That way you're saving money on the land, you're saving money on watering the golf courses when we play too many courses where you get to a hole and hey, it's 290 to carry a bunker.

Oh yes, that’ll save water. Did I interrupt again?

Well, guess what, 30 guys on the PGA TOUR now, they're not even thinking about that bunker whereas 20 years ago it was really in play.

Maybe you should consider a Keto diet and adding more crunches to your pre-round routine, just saying.

So I've been vocal, hey, put another bunker out there right over that one and then you've fixed your problem.

Solved! Now keep paying $50 a dozen for those Pro-V’s!

So I think looking forward to next week, the rough's going to be up, I'm sure, it's a major championship. So there will be a premium on fairways, but it's not necessarily a point A to pointB golf course like Southwind is, where you miss your target, it's very penal. It's more of just tree-lined rough, kind of old-school.

And it only cost $26 million to renovate.

It was nice to see Twitter wasn’t totally standing for these remarks:

Cowen On Koepka's Struggles: "We don’t need excuses, we need to sort it out."

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In his weekly Daily Mail column, Derek Lawrenson catches up with instructor Pete Cowen who is clearly feeling better after suspecting in March he had contracted COVID-19.

The guru to the star golfers is in Memphis this week to work with Brooks Koepka find his game. Koepka has a strong track record in Memphis and is the two-time defending PGA Champion next week.

Cowen does not see Koepka’s balky knee as a hurdle to success.

‘When you get an injury as bad as that you’re never 100 per cent right again,’ said Cowen. ‘But I don’t think it’s a problem. That’s finding excuses for the fact he’s swinging it badly. We don’t need excuses, we need to sort it out.’

Cowen believes it is more a question of attitude. ‘When he’s at his best, he’s bulletproof. He doesn’t care what other people are doing, he just puts results on the board,’ he said. ‘The US Open at Shinnecock Hills in 2018 was a classic case in point. With his caddy Ricky Elliott, I was talking it through with him, how he played every hole in the final round, he was all over the place at times. But he had belief he would win. He had body language that said, “I’m going to get the job done”. That’s what we need to get back.’”

Guardian: Premier Golf League Delivers Player Offer Letters, European Tour Talks Continue

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There were glimmerings of possible Premier Golf League activity recently when Jon Rahm was overheard discussing something team-driven to Viktor Hovland (perhaps influencing why the world No. 2, on the cusp of moving to No. 1, did not make the Memorial Featured Group coverage).

Now The Guardian’s Ewan Murray reports several interesting developments: formal offer letters have been sent to players, the European Tour issued a soft non-denial denial over possible partnership discussions, hundreds of millions in guaranteed money are on the table despite the global pandemic, and Murray even references the PGA Tour’s new TV deal possibly funding “commercial incentives” to players.

Those who have been linked with the breakaway include Phil Mickelson, Adam Scott, Henrik Stenson, Brooks Koepka, Justin Rose, Rickie Fowler and Paul Casey. The PGL declined to comment on recent events when approached. Yet whether the PGL can convince elite golfers to offer a commitment against the PGA Tour in particular remains to be seen. As part of a recently agreed broadcasting deal, the PGA Tour agreed to offer commercial incentives to players who provide the greatest value.

The idea of directly paying some players would be a new path for the PGA Tour after remaining principally an independent contractor-driven organization.

Meanwhile in Europe, Chief Keith Pelley has been largely dismissive of the concept even though his Tour and the PGL seem like a potential partnership fit, particularly now that the pandemic has hit the Tour especially hard. This week’s British Masters is playing for 1,250,000 Euros.

As recently as June Pelley told the McKellar podcast that partnership conversations with the PGA Tour have never been stronger.

Intriguingly, Raine is also understood to have held talks with the European Tour. This at least infers an increased willingness to involve golf’s existing stakeholders in the PGL plan. When asked about such discussions, a European Tour spokesperson said: “For the past couple of years we have been proactively sought out by a number of private equity companies, all of whom recognise the strength and influence of the European Tour across golf’s global ecosystem.”

Hardly a denial.

The heightened efforts of the league’s backers were first reported here at GeoffShackelford.com in January and have been declared dead on arrival at various points after Rory McIlroy, Brooks Koepka and Jon Rahm all pledged their preference to play the PGA Tour.

Meanwhile, another Raine Group-backed enterprise, the Premier Lacrosse League, makes its second season debut tomorrow in the United States on NBC.

Eruopean Tour Salutes Jon Rahm's Asscension To No. 1

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Below are a two super posts from the European Tour featuring archival shots celebrating Jon Rahm’s rise to the No. 1 world ranking, starting with the tweet and retweet from Henrik Stenson:

And this Instagram post of where he started the game:

Should DeChambeau And Caddie Get Some Time Off For Friday's Conduct Unbecoming Antics?

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During Friday’s Memorial, Bryson DeChambeau made a mess of the 15th hole. While his 10 is not available to be watched on the PGA Tour app (brand protected!), most of the conduct unbecoming was captured nicely here in this roundup by Jay Rigdon at Awful Announcing.

Three elements were particularly troubling, starting with Dechambeau’s patting down of rough before and after taking a drop. While this dreadful practice continues to be commonplace way too often, this is just not a good look:

Then there was his subsequent treatment of the PGA Tour rules staff members who were called out to issue a (correct) ruling. (Golf.com’s Dylan Dethier went through the shots here.)

This is DeChambeau’s conversation with the first official:

While the second conversation with Ken Tackett would never match an Earl Weaver meltdown, DeChambeau’s disrespect and disdain for the official was evident (video on the Rigdon link). Tackett is a pretty stellar official and individual, as profiled here by Karen Crouse.

Then, after teeing off at the 16th, DeChambeau caddie Tim Tucker went out of his way to block a CBS cameraman from recording images of his player as they walked off the tee. (Rigdon has the video here.)

We all get that golf is infuriating and leads people to do strange things. And the pro sport needs drama at times. DeChambeau is a character and brings much-needed intrigue. But there is one huge problem that has come with his body transformation: he’s openly rude on national television to people who are just doing their job. And in the case of reduced television crews who are working long days in hot weather and in a pandemic, players should be thanking them, not encouraging their caddies to approach them in hostile fashion.

The Friday incidents came just two weeks after DeChambeau’s ridiculous berating of a CBS cameraman at the Rocket Mortgage Classic. And remember, he subsequently asserted that his brand was not protected.

Now with a second episode under his belt in only two weeks, Team DeChambeau is not doing the PGA Tour any favors. (His increasingly angry ways have, however, done wonders for those campaigning to roll back distance, so there’s that!)

Fines will not do the trick if a player and caddie so openly feel free to berate or threaten television crews. Time off to think about who pays for the this playing-golf-for-money business might do wonders.

That Escalated Quickly, Files: Brooks Tweets At Bryson, Layers To Peel

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Obviously, there is a reference here to Bryson DeChambeau’s annoyance that a cameraman trained a CBS lens on him as he was contending for the Rocket Mortgage.

The second inference takes things up a notch. Or four hundred given Brooks is only a mildly passive-aggressive based on past social media feuds.

Bryson Continues To Groan About TV Camera Coverage: "It’s just obsessive."

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So much for someone whispering in his ear, remember those cameras show you and the logos people pay you to exhibit.

Following Saturday’s bizarro Bryson DeChambeau beef with a cameraman filming the action as he’s obligated to do, the 2020 Rocket Mortgage champion took to Twitch following his Sunday win to answer questions. He continued to express his issue with television coverage invading his space, privacy, or something in that realm.

Thankfully for us geezers, Luke Kerr-Dineen posted the Twitch video (embedded above) and Christopher Powers transcribed DeChambeau’s doubling down on his view that cameramen are only suppose to shoot at select times and mind-read the rest of the time.

“I just felt like a minute long for videoing me was kind of a little weird, but we talked it out and it was all great, no issues whatsoever. So, I appreciate what they do, appreciate everybody that works hard out here to provide great entertainment.”

By the sound of it, he still didn’t quite get what irked some folks who were critical of his comments, but again, the news cycle moves quickly. Most of the discussion topics on Monday morning have revolved around DeChambeau’s game.

It doesn’t move as quickly when you double and triple down, however, which is exactly what DeChambeau did during a Twitch stream on Sunday night.

“The guy was videoing me for a minute after a shot,” DeChambeau said, “like a full minute. That’s just, it’s just obsessive. It’s not the cameraman, it’s nobody’s fault, there’s just got to be a little bit of respect, that’s all.”

I reached out to CBS to see if they had any comment on the matter, or if the cameraman had been disciplined for doing his job.

They respectfully declined comment.

Bryson Scolds Television Cameraman For "Watching me the whole entire way up after getting out of the bunker", Calls For More On-Course Privacy

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Bryson DeChambeau was seen giving a television cameraman covering round three of the Rocket Mortgage Classic some and was asked about his outburst by GolfChannel.com’s Will Gray following a third round 67.

So he gave the cameraman grief for, what, you ask?

Keeping the camera on Bryson…too long.

Yep. His privacy was invaded. His brand tainted.

Before we dive in to Gray’s GolfChannel.com story from Detroit Golf Club (where DeChambeau trails Matthew Wolff by three), I want to highlight some layers to this bizarre moment in the “Return to Golf”.

DeChambeau’s diva-gone-awry moment illuminates, among other things:

—The value of on site reporting and a writer (Gray) observing something not seen on a telecast, then asking a simple question post-round about what the issue was with the cameraman on the 7th hole. This kind of coverage is already limited in the era of COVID-19 and dwindling media resources.

—The positively thankless job of working as a camera operator these days for CBS or PGA Tour Live. (I’m not clear yet which this lens man doing his job works for). Earlier this week, this cameraman most likely boarded a flight where you could get infected with COVID-19, sat in a cramped coach seat with no spacing, will have to fill out an expense essay detailing why he’s billing the company for an in-flight gin and tonic, only to arrive in sultry Detroit to have some bloated brat in a newsboy cap bellow on about you doing your job.

—The clubby attitude of some PGA Tour players whose ideal world may consist of no cameras, media, fans, sponsors or a sense of appreciation for the privileges of playing during a pandemic.

—The value of attending English classes at SMU to learn not to say things like “whole entire way”.

I could pile on (too late?), but let’s get to the quotes in Gray’s piece. Remember, this came after a 67 that included some absurdly long tee shots.

DeChambeau fired his club angrily into the sand shortly after impact, and he ultimately made bogey. While he described his reaction to the shot as “dumb,” he took issue with the cameraman subsequently following him closely as he approached the green and marked his ball.

“He was literally watching me the whole entire way up after getting out of the bunker, walking up next to the green. And I just was like, ‘Sir, what is the need to watch me that long?’” DeChambeau said. “I mean, I understand it’s his job to video me, but at the same point, I think we need to start protecting our players out here compared to showing a potential vulnerability and hurting someone’s image. I just don’t think that’s necessarily the right thing to do.”

Yes, cameramen, from now on drop the lens downward when you sense a grown man’s image might be tainted by their generally childish behavior.

Anyway, Gray saw the exchange where DeChambeau expressed his obviously delusional views to the unsuspecting cameraman. Following the round he was asked and Bryson answered:

“As much as we’re out here performing, I think it’s necessary that we have our times of privacy as well when things aren’t going our way. I mean, we’re in the spotlight, but if somebody else is in the spotlight they wouldn’t want that either,” DeChambeau said. “I feel like when you’re videoing someone and you catch Tiger (Woods) at a bad time, you show him accidentally doing something, or someone else, they’re just frustrated because they really care about the game. It could really hurt them if they catch you at a potentially vulnerable time.”

Oh, you mean like, a fine? Not exactly…

“We don’t mean anything by it, we just care a lot about the game. For that to damage our brand like that, that’s not cool in the way we act because if you actually meet me in person, I’m not too bad of a dude, I don’t think.”

Yep he played the brand card. But do give him credit for avoiding the first person reference.

There has been a risk in the PGA Tour pushing the “Return to Golf” in these difficult times. Commissioner Jay Monahan has said as much. So remember Bryson, you need to act grateful to be back playing. While other sports struggle to get back, everyone is pleased to have professional golf back. Please try to remember that the world is watching and if you don’t like it, stay home. Oh, and next time you spew droplets in someone’s face, wear a mask—like the cameraman you so unfairly berated.

Drop Kick Whiff: Hosung Choi Still Has A Few Things To Dial In

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Fan favorite Hosung Choi has won tournaments, earned sponsor’s invites and even taken his moves to the greens.

But The Fisherman dropped anchor while playing Korea Professional Golf Tour’s Busan Gyeongnam Open according to GolfChannel.com’s Brentley Romine and because his ball had not advanced past tee markers, was able to retee this drop-kick whiff.

Nice mask though.