Zurich Walk-Up Warning: Metallica Leader In Clubhouse, But Varner/Garrigus Lead In Most Clever Division

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Kevin Casey with the list--as of now--for the weekend's Zurich Classic walk-up music. 

I'm fairly certain we're all rooting for Harold Varner and Robert Garrigus to make the cut. I just forgot how spectacularly bad this music video was.

Experts are warning, however, that youngsters Cody Gribble and John Peterson could make a charge with their gloriously cheesy selection, as could wily vets Rose and Stenson.

There's Some Fine Print For You: Zurich Flips Alternate Shot To Second And Last Day

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Ryan Lavner reports on a big change to the Zurich Classic's two-man team format this week: alternate shot will be used on Friday and Sunday this year, best ball on Thursday and Saturday.

 

That means fewer birdies and roars, but the Tour is hoping that the move will create more strategy and volatility – leaders likely won’t be able to run away from the pack, while the contenders have more of a chance with a good round.

 

I love foursomes/alternate shot for match play, but wonder if it's needed for two rounds in this event. Putting it on Sunday certainly heightens the pressure on teams, but also deprives fans of some golf on Sunday, as Lavner notes:

The Zurich has its best field in tournament history, with 10 of the top 14 players in the world, and those stars will only hit half the shots on Sunday. That’s not ideal for either the fans at TPC Louisiana or those watching at home.

“That’s sort of a bummer,” Billy Horschel said. “They had success last year, but they’re trying to make a little tweak and see if it’s any better. If not, they can go back to the old way.”

Horschel Wants More "Great-Designed Courses" Like Harbour Town

Titleist ambassador and former FedExCup champion Billy Horschel repeatedly takes the company talking points on the distance issue, so it was no surprise to see him call on architects to do more "great-designed" work instead of changing equipment to breathe new (old) life into architecture.

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From this week's After Further Review from Rex Hoggard, which is incidentally followed by an item on how fun it is to watch Brooke Henderson drive the ball despite her small frame. 

First, in Horschel's world, he's hoping we get driver-killing "great-designed" courses so the golf ball is not restricted, ensuring on-going payments to his and other golf pro accounts:

"I think the architects in today's game should come here and understand what this course is and why it's still challenging,” Billy Horschel said. “ Too much nowadays we're playing big, wide-open courses that really aren't great designed golf courses.”

If architects could import massive overhanging trees that restrict ball flight they might, but it's kind of hard to do that these days. Nor advisable on a number of levels, most notably because there is a desire by many to see the driver remain an important weapon. And even better, to see width presented to provide options off the tee.

All of this makes the second After Further Review item by Ryan Lavner more fun. He writes about the joys of LPGA winner Brooke Henderson and the skill on display as she uses a 48-inch driver.

Or perhaps it’s because she uses a 48-inch driver, drawing every little bit of distance out of her 5-foot-4 frame. She swings freely and aggressively, aims at flags even when she’s nursing a narrow lead and rolls in enough putts to contend in all of the big events.

The 20-year-old Canadian smashes every conceivable stereotype about the LPGA – in no ways a dink-and-dunker who relies on a hot putter. There’s no one in the women’s game I’d rather watch play. 

Sadly, the folks who want to combat distance through Harbour Town-style architecture do not appreciate how the ability to use driver in separating fields has been a cornerstone of the sport for a few centuries now.

Harbour Town is swell and all once a year, but narrow plod-fests that minimize the driver are not the model for the game. Particularly when the message is driven by corporate talking points from folks who've already made millions. "Great-designed" courses are not narrow, tree-lined and light on strategic decisions.  

PETA Tells Kelly Kraft To Play Better

It's all in good fun because the bird apparently survived the collision with Kelly Kraft's ball, but the Friday strike at Harbour Town likely cost Kraft a weekend spot in the RBC Heritage.

USA Today's Josh Peter reports on PETA hearing about the contact and Kraft's blame, and issued a little pushback and a public service reminder for any animals injured in the course of (golf) battle.

“PETA is glad the bird is OK and sorry Kelly Kraft didn't advance, but that's not the bird's fault,’’ PETA senior vice president Lisa Lange said in a statement provided to USA TODAY Sports Saturday. “Of course, he would have advanced if he'd played better on other holes — so practice, practice, practice.

"To tournament holders: If animals are ever injured, they must be taken to a veterinarian right away."

Back To The Desperation Days Of Golf: Walk-Up Music Coming To The PGA Tour's Zurich Classic

We've all enjoyed those really deep dreams where all is right with the world, Jordan and Rickie are making birdies, Tiger's finishing off the week with an eagle and all sorts of crazy things are happening with birdie runs on the Masters back nine. Then Patrick Reed starts throwing on the green jacket, and you're awakened by a 5 am alarm clock.

Welcome to April 9, 2018!

The PGA Tour announced the day after the Masters--a Monday news dump!--the Zurich Classic as the first tournament where it will feature walk-up music. Ryan Lavner writes for GolfChannel.com:

Each two-man team that makes the cut at TPC Louisiana can pick a walkup song to be played on the first tee before each of their weekend rounds. The New Orleans-area tournament, scheduled for April 26-29, is the only team event on the Tour schedule.

“This innovation will try to further and enhance the concept and the team atmosphere,” said tournament director Steve Worthy.  

 

First, it's not an innovation if you are copying the European Tour

Second, the mental image of players and walk-up music is mildly awkward, but two man teams? Will they be joined arm-in-arm?

Finally, coming off of a successful Masters with none of the desperation ploys and massive ratings, I welcome you back to the world of golf's continued, ongoing and relentlessly exhausting efforts to appeal to the kids! 

Poulter Has Shot At Incredible (Practically) Last-To-First Houston Open Win

Ian Poulter's Masters hopes depend on a win at Houston this week and after an opening 73, his chances seemed bleak. But a pair of 65s has him tied for the lead going into Sunday's finale. With nearly all of the top 10 having not earned an invitation and several who have never won a PGA Tour event, the Masters field is looking likely to expand by one Sunday. (Oh and valuable FedExCup points will be earned!)

From Jonathan Wall's PGATour.com report on where Poulter's turnaround ranks historically should he win.

Should he go on to win, he would become the first player in the last 35 years to win a TOUR event after being tied for 123rd or worse after the first round.

There's also a TOUR title and a Masters invite on the line. But Poulter isn't worried about any of that — at least not yet.

"I'm in a funny position, right? I said to you guys I've got no expectations going out on the golf course," Poulter said. "I didn't have any expectations, I just went out to play golf. I'm going to do exactly the same tomorrow regardless."

The round highlights from PGA Tour Entertainment:

SUBSCRIBE to PGA TOUR now: http://pgat.us/vBxcZSh In the third round of the 2018 Houston Open, Ian Poulter climbed up the leaderboard in his bogey-free round, but Beau Hossler maintained composure heading into the final round. The Houston Open is contested at the Golf Club of Houston, near Humble, Texas.

Bubba Watson Now A Masters Favorite, Ryder Cup Shoo-In: Wins Match Play In Resounding Fashion

Granted, favorite-to-win status means not a thing, but given where he was a year ago a second big win by Bubba Watson heading into the Masters is no small feat.

Oh, and he's just won the WGC Dell Match Play, which gives him wins at two prestigious events, including one played at the same format as the Ryder Cup. (Though as Rex Hoggard notes, it's still a mixed-bag record while Kisner's relationship with match play only has gotten stronger.)

Mike McCallister at PGATour.com with Bubba's amazing week and admissions that last year was a low point, though Watson still isn't specific about what exactly was the primary issue.

The Golf.com gang kick around this notion of Bubba as favorite and his resounding 7&6 win at Austin Country Club over a clearly-spent Kevin Kisner, who played a tough semi-final match against Alex Noren.

He had famous (and needing to shower) fans Sunday:

PGA Tour Entertainment's highlight package:

Pre-Masters Prep: Is This Golf Club Of Houston's Last Time Before The TPC San Antonio Takes Over?

Gulp...The Forecaddie says Valero may be sorry if it gets the pre-Masters slot to the Valero Texas Open and the TPC San Antonio, a polar opposite of Augusta National architecturally.

I'd add that players can now just go to The Masters early and hang out at their very own tournament practice center, play some ANGC, eat some peach cobbler and pass on pitching backwards out of the cedars in San Antonio should the Valero becomes the pre-Masters stop.

Latest Fan Behavior Debacle: James Hahn Tweets, Then Deletes "My fault for not expecting the worst from fans."

As you know, there are complete losers in this world and increasingly they are coming to golf tournaments to get attention, get drunk and to disrupt the play of great golfers. 

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The 2018 PGA Tour season has seen an uptick in a wide range of hooliganism, from sounds as players are preparing to hit a shot to personal attacks on player family members. 

Rory McIlroy suggested alcohol sales should be curbed.

The PGA Tour responded by touting policy of cutting off sales one hour before the end of competition, but neglected to highlight that alcohol sales start in the morning hours at outdoor venues.

The Commissioner, Jay Monahan, believes this is what happens when you add new fans and said golf is the same as other sports.

McIlroy disagreed

At the WGC Dell Match Play Sergio Garcia had a fan immediate ejected and James Hahn tweeted about efforts to disrupt his match, only to delete the Tweet and backtrack.

Mercifully Kevin Cunningham at Golf.com shares Hahn's original message and it's just the kind of thing that can't keep continuing to happen, new fans or not.

Hahn took to Twitter to claim that on the second-to-last hole of his match against Dufner, a "guy yell[ed] purposely on my back swing." The tweet was later deleted, but the full text read, "Fought hard today after a bad start. 2 down, 4 to go, guy yells purposely on my back swing. Whether we like it or not, this is where the game is going. My fault for not expecting the worst from fans. Just sucks to lose a match that way."

He followed the first tweet with a correction that stated, "I respect and love all golf fans but I can expect bad behavior from them. And I'm not blaming the fan for losing the match. Just disappointed I lost the deciding hole in that fashion."

Fines department strikes again!

As Eamon Lynch writes in this week's Golfweek, the PGA Tour's stance on this matter is crumbling in the face of basic logic.

This isn’t a referendum on growing the game or about tweedy killjoys debating alcohol sales policies. It ought to be a simple solution for the Tour: Welcome all fans, let them enjoy a drink, but broom the jerks immediately. All it requires is extra security deployed around the high-profile players who attract the beer-goggle boors.

No genuine golf fans will be driven away by such an approach.

Here's a nice reminder of how people act in spite of an alcohol sales cut off at 4 pm and fear of ejection:

8 days until #themasters and patrons’ roars filling the air #cominginapril

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WGC Dell Match Play Final Four: Kisner, Noren, Thomas, Bubba

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Given the possible nightmare scenarios that were brewing, the final four of the 2018 WGC Dell Match Play look sensational on paper.

Given that all four are intriguing Masters contenders for different reasons, and I'm not sure a Tiger-less Dell Match Play could set up much better.

Sunday Morning Semifinal Matches:

(13) Alex Noren vs. (32) Kevin Kisner

(2) Justin Thomas vs. (35) Bubba Watson

Alex Noren is Sunday's most intriguing possibility, as a signature win at the Dell would vault him up most Masters lists and make those of us who might, or might have placed a small deposit on his prospects back in the 90-1 days. 

Check out these comments from Johnny and Gary Koch during today's telecast:

Johnny Miller – “I don’t think he has any weaknesses that I can see… He’s sort of got it all – good distance, good iron player and good putter.”

Gary Koch – “There are only two players on the PGA TOUR this year that rank in the top-20 in strokes gained putting and strokes gained tee-to-green. Noren is one of them.”

Aiken's Kevin Kisner is always a fascinating story this time of year given his hometown and his continued love of match play, which was exposed at last year's highly-successful Presidents Cup debut. 

And I don't need to tell you that Bubba Watson and Justin Thomas are two Masters favorites facing off.  As Rex Hoggard notes,

Sunday's TV Times (ET):

Semifinals                                                                              10 a.m.-2 p.m.            Golf Channel
Championship and Consolation Matches                              3-7 p.m.                      NBC

Saturday's highlights from PGA Tour Entertainment:

SUBSCRIBE to PGA TOUR now: http://pgat.us/vBxcZSh In the In the Round of 16 and Quarterfinals of the 2018 World Golf Championships - Dell Technologies Match Play, Justin Thomas scorches through the competition to become the favorite heading into the final day.

Poulter Understandably Fuming After Thinking He Was In Masters Following Quarterfinal Win

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In defense of the number-crunchers, they are working with Official World Golf Ranking algorithms to figure out if Ian Poulter would qualify for The Masters upon graduating to the WGC Dell Match Play quarterfinals. Theoretically, reaching the quarters would have put him in the World top 50 Monday morning and therefore earn a Masters invite based on the top 50 world cut off of March 25.

However, guessing OWGR shifts is dicey business at best. That's why most weeks folks always suggest a "likely" rankings landing spot for a player. Add the match play dynamics and calculations could easily be wrong. 

Nonetheless, you can imagine Ian Poulter's frustration after asking and being told he was in the Masters after his 2&1 win over Louis Oosthuizen.

From Keith Jackson's Sky Sports story:

"I guess I should never listen to other people," said Poulter. "You finish a round of golf and the press and everybody are telling you you're in the Masters, and then you get a text message 10 minutes before you tee off to correct everybody, to say 'oh, we've made a mistake, actually, no, that was wrong, you're not in.'"

Poulter lost to Kevin Kisner 8&6 after finding out the math was wrong and he needed to win that match for a Masters berth.

His Tweet to the people...

489 Yards: Dustin's Drive Won't Count As Tour's Longest Drive Ever

Dustin Johnson hit a 489-yard driving during his round 3, 2018 WGC Dell Match Play face-off with Kevin Kisner (eventually losing the match 4&3). 

As Rex Hoggard explains for GolfChannel.com, the drive does not count as the longest in PGA Tour history because the Match Play records are not included. But remember, the numbers at non-major venues, and non-match play venues are flat so these more athletic players today are not hitting it longer except when they are.

Phil: "I'm walking with my head down"

After coming back to beat Satoshi Kodaira in a WGC Dell Match Play Group 14 match, Phil Mickelson clarified the attitude issues he's been confronting this week to Golf Channel.

"I don't know what to say. I'm a little disappointed in my attitude. I'm walking with my head down. And you know what happens when you walk with your head down, animals, they get eaten.

I didn't have great energy. I wasn't really up. And I was fortunate to turn it around in the end. But I'm not real happy with the way I came out and wasn't real positive and wasn't really focused.

I've got to get my attitude a little better. I was a little bit whiney. 

WGC Dell Match Play: Best Of Round One Includes Uihlein Upset Of McIlroy, Garcia Playing In Socks And A Thomas Recovery Shot

Peter Uihlein pulled off the biggest win of the day, holding on to beat last week's winner Rory McIlroy 2&1. That and other news are summed up in Doug Ferguson's AP game story from Austin

Uihlein, a former U.S. Amateur champion, discussed why he loves the format. I think it's fascinating to hear someone with success at the format not trying to convince he just plays against the course.

Q. Why do you like match play? What is it about it that you enjoy?

PETER UIHLEIN: I just think you make double, you're not dropping about 40 spots, it helps. I think it kind of frees you up a little bit in a weird way. It's different because you're -- obviously in match play you're playing the golf course. But you're really not. You're trying to play your opponent. You're just trying to put pressure on them as much as you can.

And a guy like Rory who is obviously going to be a lot longer than me, I can kind of come in the greens first. I felt like if I executed and put some pressure on him that would eventually kind of maybe go more towards my favor. But I think I'm playing Harmon tomorrow, it will be the total opposite. He'll be coming in first on every hole.

Yeah, I think you kind of mix and match your game plan based on your opponent or the situation, really. If I was in Rory's shoes on 13, I would probably dry to hit driver on the green. You definitely change based on where you're at in the match, for sure.

The full day one match recaps from Golfweek.

The updated tee times, match schedule and TV Times from Golfweek.

Sergio Garcia takes the top prize for shot of the day, taking his shoes off to play off the 12th hole road.

Justin Thomas with the other shot of the day at the 9th, one he played a touch more aggressively thanks to the match play setting. Thomas held on to beat Luke List, writes Rex Hoggard.

Luke List hung in gamely Justin Thomas using his wedge from the 7th hole on. 

WSJ: "Why Is Tony Romo Playing on the PGA Tour?"

Thanks to reader John for Brian Costa's excellent synopsis of the many dimensions to Tony Romo's PGA Tour sponsor's invite in the Corales Puntacana Resort & Club Championship.

Romo, who tees off 8:10 am, was his usual to-the-point self, though clearly guarded about the reasons for why this week to take an exemption.

Organizers of the Dominican tournament—which is running opposite the more prestigious WGC-Dell Technologies Match Play in Austin, Texas—declined to answer questions about why they invited Romo. Romo’s agent did not respond to questions about how the invite came about.
At a news conference in February, Romo said he hoped that PGA Tour pros would withhold any skepticism until they see him play.
“It’s not rocket science,” Romo said. “If you can hit a golf ball and you can hit it—if you hit a 5-iron, you hit it 205 yards and you can put it to a back-right pin and fade it in there, they’re going to respect you. And if you can’t, then you’ll probably get some blowback.”