I'm too distraught to type my emotions right now, so I'll just copy and paste the key times for a re-arranged schedule now that the storm-delayed Arnold Palmer Invitational is running into Monday. A day normally set aside for the absurd expression of conspicuous consumption known as the Tavistock Cup.
Golf Channel Monday Programming Schedule (all times Eastern)
10 a.m.-conclusion Final Round Arnold Palmer Invitational presented by MasterCard
Following API-5 p.m. Day One Tavistock Cup Coverage
And then there is the Tavistock Cup, re-imagined without, oh, the golfers most people want to see:
Tomorrow’s better ball competition will be as follows:
Group 1 - 12:20 p.m. Paul McGinley and Tom Lewis will play with Bob Tway and Scott Verplank.
Group 2 - 12:35 p.m. Brian Davis and D.A. Points will play with Peter Hanson and Webb Simpson.
Group 3 - 12:50 p.m. Tim Clark and Adam Scott will play with Ross Fisher and Graeme McDowell.
Group 4 - 1:05 p.m. Fred Couples and Jay Haas will play with Bo Van Pelt and Bubba Watson.
Gate hours will remain the same.